Doug…
- Has never seen The Godfather
- Doesn’t wear watches
- Has never been in a Turkish Prison
- Never seems to be able to hold on to a good pair of pants
- Always wants to fasten his seat belt when sitting in front of his computer
- Doesn’t own a car
- Is suspicious of overly friendly strangers
- Does not shave with a straight razor
- Always attempts to put his boxers on the right way